In a parallel universe, everyone drives a car as fun as the 2015 MINI Cooper S 2-Door Hardtop. It’s the perfect exemplification of style, personality, and heritage, representative of everything our brand has stood for in the past 57 years. Flick the wheel, and the car changes direction with poise and linearity. Mash the accelerator, and the sound and feel of a twin-power-turbocharged engine takes over the cabin. Read on to see why you should adopt a 2015 MINI Cooper S 2-Door Hardtop for $239/mo; our remaining inventory can go home with you, but they can’t stay here.

The feel of a 189-HP turbocharged four-cylinder engine scooting around just over 2,600 pounds of mass is sensational. Mated to a six-speed manual or eight-speed automatic transmission, the BMW-built B48 engine belts out 221 lb-ft of torque in an “overboost” function, allowing for short bursts of even stronger acceleration. Sixty miles per hour comes in just over six seconds, giving way to a 34-MPG highway fuel economy rating.

In the twisties, the 2015 MINI Cooper S 2-Door Hardtop really begins to come alive. Paving the way for a generation of corner-carving spontaneity, the performance-tuned electric power steering and optional adjustable suspension work together to provide a responsive yet supple ride. Motorers will revel in the Cooper’s uncharacteristic levels of communication, offering organic feedback through nearly every chassis point. Quite simply, you quickly build confidence in knowing where the car is headed and, as its pilot, what it’s asking you to do next.

Interior space defies the Cooper’s “small” label, offering up to 34 cubic feet of cargo space. Six-foot-tall adults fit comfortably up front even with the optional panoramic moonroof, while a pair of car seats can be installed securely into the coupe’s rear, thanks to standard three-point LATCH anchors at both outboard positions. It’s a car that’s managed to retain its relative compact footprint and maneuverability while offering up more family-friendly interior space and flexibility than ever before.

Owning a 2015 MINI Cooper S 2-Door Hardtop has never been easier or more fun, either. All new MINIs boast a four-year, 50,000-mile bumper-to-bumper warranty plus a three-year, 36,000-mile complimentary scheduled maintenance plan. Aside from tires, fuel, and a driver, MINIs don’t ask much of their owners, yet they provide so much fun and loyalty in return.

Simply put, if it fits your lifestyle, you need to adopt a 2015 MINI Cooper S 2-Door Hardtop for just $239/mo. It’s a road-devouring, canyon-carving, fuel-sipping, cargo-swallowing machine that, with its low cost of ownership, provides more smiles per mile than anything else on the road today. Stop by Colorado’s own Schomp MINI today to take a test drive. Trust us, it’s some of the most fun you’ll ever have in anything with four wheels.